You Won't Leave Your Man

If you must tell him
Tell him gently
Say that he had a clever mind but add that he was too smart
 for his own good
That's all there was

If you must tell him
Tell him gently
The other one was handsome but he knew it all too well and 
that was it
That's all there was

You say you should be rational
You say you should be more true to yourself
And if that's all there is...

I know you could be rational
I know you could be more true to yourself
And if that's all there is...

There are ways to leave him
I think eight ways to leave your man

There are ways to leave him
But you will not leave your man

Something in his pocket stops you ohhohho

He would most likely rather know you
As the one who threw up everytime a boy passed by until she
 met the one
I know it's hard

And don't mention the one you loved by
All of your heart and never got over, partly because he was
 run over by a car

I know it's hard
You've tried so hard