B  A  E
B  A  E
B  A  E
B  A  E

[Verse 1]
B                   E        B       F#
Now you've had your honeymoon in the Poconos
B                   E            B     F#
Now you've had your heart-shaped tub
B               E          B            F#
Bring alone the time-lapse photo of the two of us
B              E        B        F#
Wrestling on a bearskin rug come on

[Chorus]
B          A      E
Take me to love canal
B          A      E
Take me to love canal

[Verse 2]
B       E      B       F#
Seventy-four I left my neighborhood
B             E       B    F#
Looking for a Buffalo gal
B            E           B        F#
Everyone was gone when I got back home
      B               E            B   F#
And I think I like it better now

[Chorus]
B          A      E
Take me to love canal
B          A      E
Take me to love canal
B          A      E
Take me to love canal
B          A      E
Take me to love canal

[Bridge]
        A/C#       B/D#     E
You and me and the Siamese twins
       A/C#           B/D#      E
Little dears in their crocodile skins
      A/C#          B/D#       E
Just livin' off the fat of the land
F#      G#      A#          B
      If you lived here, you'd be home now!

[Solo]
B    A  E
B    A  E
B    A  E
B    A  E
B    A  E

[Verse 3]
     B          E             B         F#
Come on, little baby, you'll like it up there
     B          E           B        F#
The wide open space and the big blue air
B          E            B           F#
You'd be surprised what you can get used to
          B          E          B     F#
When your only other choice is... Houston

[Chorus]
B          A      E
Take me to love canal
B          A      E
Take me to love canal
B          A      E
Take me to love canal
B          A      E    B
Take me to love canal