I open the door to you, and never closed it You made me feel brand new And now you're in my room, I hope you know that There's nothin' I wouldn't do I could've had her But I guess I'm just a slacker And maybe it wouldn't even matter If it always ends in disaster So, I'm just a slacker I'm just a slacker Stars are in your eyes and mine won't focus To me, it's no surprise And now I fantasize of you and hope that You won't realize I could've had her But I guess I'm just a slacker And maybe it wouldn't even matter If it always ends in disaster So, I'm just a slacker I'm just a slacker And oh, I know I've been holding this in for so long Thinking of you every time I write a song And I could've had her But I wasn't smart enough And I'll never ask her If she's still calling my bluff But I could've had her But I guess I'm just a slacker And maybe it wouldn't even matter If it always ends in disaster So, I'm just a slacker I'm just a slacker