Last night, last call
Locked in the basement of Johnny's bar, oh, yeah
Where'd everybody go?
Making wishes and blowing kisses
My promises get broke and twisted ya
Where'd everybody go?
Cocaine shame, forgot your name and I won't sleep a wink
Till the whiskey's gone and no one's singing along
And there's nothing left to drink - oh no!

Where'd everybody go?
Where'd everybody go?
Where'd everybody go?

Seemed like just a minute ago
Jenny poured the drinks and turned up the radio
Where'd everybody go?
This motel room is dark and empty
The shades are drawn but I'm still tempted yeah
Where'd everybody go?
Cocaine shame, forgot your name and I won't sleep a wink
Till the whiskey's gone and no one's singing along
And there's nothing left to drink - oh no!

Where'd everybody go?
Where'd everybody go?

Here we go!

Well the names have changed to protect the guilty
I'm standing tall if slightly tilted
Baby, where'd everybody go?
Ya I'm the funniest motherfucker born to lose
But everybody's girl follows me to the bathroom
Baby, where'd everybody go?

Last night, last call
Locked in the basement of Johnny's bar, oh, yeah
Where'd everybody go?
Where'd everybody go?
Where'd everybody go?
Where'd everybody go?