I've waited Long Now it's my turn to make these people Respect and learn To pay attention to My every word I'll tend the flock You'll be part of the herd. I've spent my time I've paid my dues Maybe someday you'll Be in my shoes But until that day comes 'round I'll be the pitcher On the pitcher's mound Calling the shots Throwing the curves It's my pleasure To get on your nerves I love to be Captain Of my own team I've got no shame I've just got pride And that's the way You'll treat me dignified Cause it's balance That's in my command Maybe someday You will understand I will not move I will not budge There is no jury Only me as the judge But it's not my job to care The verdict's in And it's, "Life isn't fair." Calling the shots Throwing the curves It's my pleasure To get on your nerves I love to be captain Of my own team