Intro/Riff A : "A god damn son of a bitch.."

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B|---------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------|
A|-----5-6--8-6-5------------------|
E|---8------------6-8-6------------|

 Riff B: "On The # Day Of Christmas MY True Love Gave To Me"

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B|---------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------|
A|--------------------5-6---5------|
E|1-1-1--6-6-6--5-6-8-----8--------|


 Riff C: all the days except for the 5th


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B|-------------------|
G|-------------------|
D|-------------------|
A|-8----5-6----------|
E|---8------8--------|


 Riff D: "Five Gotta Schmeets!"


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B|-------------------|
G|-------------------|
D|-------------------|
A|-8--10--7-8--------|
E|-------------------|

 Riff E1: Tremolo picking part after "five gotta schmeets"

E|----------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------|
A|--8-6-5---6-----------------------|
E|--------6---3-6-8-5-3-1-----------|
    T T T T T T T T T T T

 Riff E2: Tremolo Picking "a god damn son of a bitch"

E|------------------------|
B|------------------------|
G|------------------------|
D|------------------------|
A|----5-6--8--6-5---------|
E|--8-------------6--8--6-|
    T T T  T  T T T  T  T

 Outro Riff:

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B|------------------------|
G|------------------------|
D|------------------------|
A|----5-6--8--6-5---------|
E|--8-------------6--8--6-|
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