Trailer Park Woman

She's got tattoes on her backside and a car jacked up out 
front
my neighbor next door is an old old whore and she's off on 
a husband hunt
spends her days in the laundra mat washing and drying tube 
tops
i ain't real crazy about my old lady but i don't really 
think i'd swap
spends her nights in a strip joint doing an exotic dance in
 an out of date pair of platform shoes and worn out spandex
 pants
her kids still live with her mother and her step-brother 
who is unemployed
drives an old chartruse pinto, sleeps with a dude named 
Floyd

Chorus
She's a trailer park women
she's a mobile home princess
the queen of manufactored housing
she's a trailer park women
she's a mobile home princess and
me i'm the trailer park king

she's got a bad reputation she's the talk of the 
neighborhood
yea maybe her place ain't graceland but the furniture is 
just as good
i often stare in her window when she is getting dressed 
inside
but she don't mind she looks up to me cause i own a double 
wide
i got a concrete block foundation and it impresses her so
she always comes a-knocking whenever there's a tornado

Chorus

and me i'm the trailer park
yes i'm the trailer park
she loves the trailer park king