G D Em7 C D

     G
Been dang near two years
      D
Since I had a beer
C                          G     D
By gosh that's changing to night
      G
Gonna start me a tab
D
Call me a cab
C                   D     D/C D/B
Might even get in a fight
Am            C/B             D
I ain't going hog-wild in for ever
      C             D                G      D
Gonna have myself a night I can't re member

       G
Miller Light a shot of Crown
         D/F#
Man that stuff burns goin' down
        Em7
One too many Coke and Jacks
      C                 D
It'll all come floatin' back
         G
That Old Cuervo's way too strong
        D/F#                                Em7
But one more 'fore I go home fire up the bl ender
      C             D                G
Gonna have myself a night I can't re member

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D Em7 C D

G
Drunk ain't my style
          D
And it'll be a long while
C                          G   D
'Fore I pull that stunt ag ain
G
Tylenol and Tums
   D
Oh no here it comes
C                        D   D/C D/B
I'm prayin to the porcel ain
Am          C/B               D
This hangov er can't last for ever
     C            D                G      D
Done had myself a night I can't re member

             G
Shot out the lights
Kicked down the door
        D/F#
Woke up face down on the floor
           Em7
I'd better call someone and ask
        C               D
How'd I wind up in this cast
      G
I got stamps on both my hands
         D/F#
I wonder who threw that beer can
                 Em7
Right through my winder
     C            D                G
Done had myself a night I can't re member

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G D/F# Em7 C D

        G
My dang liver's nearly gone
      D/F#
In A- -A's where I belong
                Em7
Hey thanks bart ender
     C            D
Done had myself a night (No Chord)
           G      D/F#
I can't re member