Muniphobia

Claustrophobia, hypuchondria, xenophobia rolled up into one
Just stay in your car I'll stay in mine and we won't bother
 anyone
Because I'm afraid of public transportation
Please don't get too close to me
Please don;t get too close to me
I got automobile infatuation
Everyone's disgusting
Nobody gets quite as clean as me
Nevermind the problems caused by everyone commuting 
individually