Rambling through a haze of drink and trying to keep it steady now Gambling with the fate of all the world is weighing heavy now And we're handling it all by downing all the drink in any town There's something more to this, we're adding one more to the list 'Cause one more cultist to stop is losing its shine to me A place to pick up a trade, I'm thinking it's time to see And anything'll suffice, 'cause boys, I think I'm having a crisis There's always something over the hill One more beholder left to kill So boys, let's learn a skill Mages guild? Let's fucking send it So we're slacking on the campaign But we're maxing out the guilds And you can say we're wasting time But by the lord, we're over-skilled And we're putting off the quest line For an overpowered build And the world may end tomorrow But our resumé is filled The mages guild, it had its thrills, now time to hit the road with me Promoted to the archmage, but the quarters can't be holding me There's more to life than wandering 'round in robes and learning conjury You are responsible for training the new mages Yeah, I'm not doing that Urgh! It's one round 'fore we leave this hall to find our new profession, lads A new skill with a roguish thrill that takes a pair of proficient hands We're crossing through the junction of elective dysfunction There's a new terror rising in the- Yeah, fuck that, gross Urgh! There's always something calling our name One more dragon left to tame Isn't there like a final boss we're supposed to be uh Thieves guild? Or that, yeah So we're slacking on the campaign But we're maxing out the guilds And you can say we're wasting time But by the lord, we're over-skilled We're putting off the quest line For an overpowered build And the world may end tomorrow But our resumé is filled We learned to trade and alleyways and whispers of the underworld The bar down here is rancid, couldn't sweep the feet from any girl Promoted to the master of the thieves in hardly no time There's something coming up, a master plan that's worth a goldmine A grand heist to steal An ancient scepter from the kingdom Do you wanna learn to play the lute? I have always wanted to learn the lute Bard college! No! So we're slacking on the campaign But we're maxing out the guilds And you can say we're wasting time But by the lord, we're over-skilled We're putting off the quest line For an overpowered build And the world may end tomorrow But our resumé is filled