Dog + Pony Show

well well well here we go again hoarding much gilders no 
dollars no yen papa just signed a fat deal both babies need
 new shoes and what about mark and phil i'm not complaining
 just explaining to the people that the public grind can be
 draining when i got in it i was poor not samuel becket but
 i'm still waiting for good dough just want to bust some 
loops now some c.e.o got me jumping through hoops i used to
 be mr. niceguy now i'll have my lawyer put your dick in a 
vice guy i'm over this rock'n roll circus this will be the 
last time a label tries to jerk us 'cause we can get worked
 on nettwerk but i'll be damned if i ever get played again 
sam
first you get a call from a.&r. licking my ass saying i'll 
make you a star then i'm hearing about band label unity i'm
 thinking fuck that shit stick the money into my community 
you talk about the trust you want to build though when you 
change your mind get behind me with a dildo twelfth hour 
stalled negotiation no economic sodomy without 
representation when it's over have fun but as soon as the 
record is done get your ass on the road to rape and pillage
 like vikings sacking all the villages don't care about 
your nervous breakdowns so long as the bus doesn't break 
down the product manager doesn't care just says get in your
 little suits and get your asses up there
i live in the rain forest don't preach to no chorus 
activists adore us some press got it in for us you know my 
style got a wife and childs i'm not down with the mob or 
the pedophiles for over five years i've been your hypocrite
 we were distributed by a major then so who gives a shit 
hip hop suits industrial boots don't care what you wear 
we're all prostitutes whining dining now sign the fucking 
bottom line
well well well what the fuck do we have here gouge your 
eyes out like kurosawa's king lear in the end i don't give 
a fuck that to you i'm just a write off or a quick buck 
after i'm gone you'll still have your job and no you can't 

have the fucking back catalog i'm still smoking blunts on 
the corner with the college promo guy from warner's if 
you're going to be a ho, sorry, it's a dog and pony show