D A Bm G
I'm the only gay eskimo, I'm the only one i know,
D A Bm G
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe
[Verse 1]
D A
I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka,
Bm G
But all i wanna do is get into his parka
D A Bm G
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe
[Verse 2]
D A
Well, me and Muck fluck chuck buck, we both like blubber
Bm Gm
But me i've got this crazy fetish for rubber
D A Bm G
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe
[Verse 3]
D A
I make a wish on the northern lights
Bm G
that i could find a decent pair of whaleskin tights
D A Bm G
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe And the seals thay sing now
[Verse 4]
Bm G
These cold winter nights are taking their toll
Em A
I even get excited when i see the north pole
See the north pole
[Outro/Chorus]
D A Bm G
I'm the only gay eskimo, i'm the only one i know
D A Bm G
i'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe
