Come see the coyotes and cowboys

Buy them out now boys

18 holes on the open range

Roll out the lawn, turn the sprinkler on

Wee how the wild west can change

Well the desert to dizzney, see what they do

They build a tidy park and charge for the view

It's the desert theme, air conditioned and green

Palm trees and a water slide, too

So come get it now, come get it here

A 10-minute view and a souvenir

Of the wild in the west there's just little left

Come on out and wave it goodbye