D5 X-7-7-7-X-X [Verse 1] C5 A candle burning for everything I've ever wanted C5 A tattoo burned for everything I've ever wanted and lost Bb(9) I had a long list of names that I kept in my back pocket C5 But I've cut it down to one and your name's at the top [Chorus] F Eb6 C5 Won't you share a common disaster? Eb6 D5(7) Bb(9) Share with me a common disaster D5 Eb6 C5 Oh oh, a common disaster [Verse 2] C5 I found myself a friend but he's crooked as a stick in water C5 So now I'm writing fairy tales to raise the spirit of revenge Bb(9) He's got a plan to steal my little sister C5 But I'm not too concerned 'cause I will get him in the end [Repeat Chorus] [Guitar Solo] [Verse 3] C5 Going to find me someone to share a common disaster C5 Run away with me from a life so cramped and dull Bb9 Not to worry too much about the happily-ever-after C5 Just keep the caddy moving 'til we're well beyond that hill