[Greg] What's that burnin' feelin' Every time you pee? Well, that's how it goes After you have so Much awesome sex with me! I gave you A UTI! Yeah, I gave you A UTI! My sweet love injection Caused a urinary tract infection! I'm just that good I didn't even try, try, try I gave you a UTI! [Rebecca] Okay, so it's not really a comment On the quality of the sex as much As a lot of sex has been happening And there's just a very natural transfer of bacteria [Greg] Don't ruin this for me! That bladder inflammation Is my little gift to you! Yeah, sometimes chicks need medication After what I put them through! C'mon, sing with me! [Rebecca] No, I'm not gonna do that [Greg] I gave you I gave you A UTI A UTI! Yeah, I gave you I gave you A UTI A UTI! I'm so good at sex Your maidenship got wrecked! My penis is the reason you may die, die, die! I gave you a UTI! One night with me is pure ecstasy 'Cause I know just what you like But you should know for a week or so You won't be able to ride a bike! I'm sorry if you have to cancel that spin class I'll pay the cancellation fee because I know a lot of times You have to book the specific bike in advance Anyway I gave you I gave you A UTI A UTI! Not an STD No STDs! Just to clarify If it hurts to take a leak Well, that's just part of my technique What has two thumbs and gave you a UTI? This guy! I gave you a UT I gave you a UT I gave you A U T I!