Black Smoke Rolling From My Old Rambler I Pulled Into Joe's Auto Supply Desperate For Some Kind of Answer Ol' Joe, He's a Friend of Mine I Said, Hey Joe I've Got a Problem And I Told Him About What You Had Done He Looked At Me and He Shook His Head And Said Sorry I Can't Help You Son I Can Fix Your Carburetor I Can Rebuild Your Alternator I Can Change the Plugs I Can Change the Wires Replace All Four Bald Tires I've Got a Warehouse Full of Parts But I Don't Know a Thing About a Broken Heart No I Don't Know a Thing About a Broken Heart So I Went Down to Ol' Doc Miller's I Told the Nurse He Just Had to See Me He Took Me in When He Heard Me Tell Her This Was An Emergency I Said, Oh Doc She Really Hurt Me And Then My Tears Fell Like Rain He Said I've Had At Least a Million Patients But Never One in So Much Pain I Could Write You a Prescription Give You a Straight Shot of Penicillin I Could Run a Hundred Different Tests Or Put a Stethoscope to Your Chest And If It Stops I'll Give You Cpr But I Don't Know a Thing About a Broken Heart No I Don't Know a Thing About a Broken Heart So Girl That's How I Finally Wound Up At Your Door Hopin' That You Had the Answers I've Been Searchin' For 'cause I Don't Even Have a Clue of How I'll Ever Get Over You So Tell Me Now Where Do I Start 'cause I Don't Know a Thing About a Broken Heart No I Don't Know a Thing About a Broken Heart Lord I Don't Know a Thing About a Broken Heart