I guess I sorta lied
When I said it's not that bad
That dog, that cat
That little tiny man

I guess I sorta lied
When I said it's not that bad
That fly, that helicopter
That red and white van

Ohio, is it too late
Ohio oooooooooo X2

We're talking paper forks now
We're talking bacon cuts now
We're talking turkey talking, turkey walking
Every smock now

We're talking 16 ska bands
We're talking 19 ska bands
We're talking rudie suits, and rudie boots
And suity moot snoo

I guess I sorta lied
When I said it's not that bad
That dog, that cat
That little tiny man

I guess I sorta lied
When I said it's not that bad
That fly, that helicopter
That red and white van

Ohio, is it too late
Ohio oooooooooo X4

Ohio, is it too late
Ohio oooooooooo X4

(I'm pretty sure most of this is correct, but it's Dan Deacon so some parts can be really difficult to figure out.)
(Rudie suits is a reference to Jamaican influence on ska music and fashion)