We started in October, making our way back here Me and Uncle Lenny try and choose a tree but Aunty Carol’s hard to please Please, who will take this orphan tree We’re playing rugby in the streets again And as the fight starts in Primark like a white shark I’ll leave my mark It’s getting scary, maybe this baby could save us all (we hope so) It’s getting frightening, I have no idea what we are doing Maybe this baby could save us all! Would someone find a highlighter and fetch the Radio Times? I don’t recall giraffes at the nativity this must be a Steiner school Who will play the drummer boy? We are waiting, we are waiting, we are sad and we are waiting You said the item had been dispatched have none of you heard of a phone? It’s getting scary, Mary and Joseph would you help us out? (we hope so) It’s getting frightening, I have no insight into what we are doing Maybe this baby could save us all!