I used to do lots of things I used to do things, and I'd say things, and Jesus I was evil Fake things and break things and Jesus I was evil I never shook babies I never beat no ladies I used to crash parties and Maserati's and Jesus I was evil Go places and pull faces and Jesus I was evil I never shook babies I never beat no ladies But Jesus I was evil Jesus I was evil He never shook babies, he never beat no ladies Now I help old ladies cross the street and I Now I shine the shoes upon my feet and I Now I grow the food that feeds the homeless in the streets and I Comb my hair one billion times a week and I Say my prayers before I go to sleep at night I never shook babies I could never beat no ladies I never shook babies I never beat no ladies But Jesus I was evil Jesus I was evil He never shook babies, he never beat ladies Jesus I was evil, Jesus I was evil