[Henry] All the games I like have candy in them All the games I like from lap to pad Swedish fish and red hots Sour bears and choc-chocs All the candy never stops Dayglo go-go underground No one else around No one there to hurt me [Henry and Toby] All the games I like have candy in them All the games I like from lap to pad Swedish fish and red hots Sour bears and choc-chocs All the candy never stops Dayglo go-go underground No one else around No one there to hurt me [Henry] I play my candy Anywhere and anyhow [All] No one around can stop me [Henry] When I'm with candy I don't have to think about [All] All of the sound about me [Henry] I play in my bed From the minute That my head Cycles on On the John Take my meds In the bath Dry my hand off If it's wet In the kitchen On my email Someone's bitchin' But I don't care I just stare At the glare On the street Lookin' down At my feet In the rain On the train In the crowd In the [All] Loud loud loud loud Candy candy No one's gonna bug me [Henry] At work I do it sneaky [Henry and women] Candy time All the time [Henry] I smile, pretend to listen But my mind is on a mission [All] Watch the numbers go up Watch the numbers go up Watch the numbers go up, up, up [Henry and ed] Five in a row and a golden grandma Swap my gun for a stolen chainsaw Stealth my build, kill that beast Fill the map, dragons in the east [All] Puzzle puzzle random random Shiny surprise I did it! All the games I like have candy in them All the games I like from lap to pad Swedish fish and red hots Sour bears and choc-chocs All the candy never stops The dayglo go-go underground No one else around No one there to hurt me [Henry, Karly and Paula] I am a part of the small and rabid Online communities for each game I play [Henry and women] Some of them are wizards at mathematics Did you know how much mathematics You can get involved in in the games I play? [Henry and Marvin] So much calculation Done in isolation [Henry and Paula] On a dark nicknamed spreadsheet Saved in a hidden folder [All] We share tips and tricks On how to make the candy sweeter Some use javascripts But I think that they are cheaters My candy is pure And I'm so insecure But they'll never ever know How dark it gets [Henry] Like when I get a few days off Sometimes I just don't bathe (la, la, la) I barely leave my bed I misbehave I don't brush my teeth [All] Eatin' nothing but chips and pop For three whole days All the games I like have candy in them All the games I like from lap to pad Swedish fish and red hots Sour bears and choc-chocs All the candy never stops Dayglo go-go underground No one else around No one there to hurt me [Henry] I know that candy rots my teeth I thought it was a phase But now it seems that I've gone crazy And I know that it's too late Too too tooth decay My mind decay And they never grow back No they never grow back I am merely coasting through the world It's just another window Idling in the background There's a brand new level every day This I can accomplish This jacks my fix right now Ah [Henry] I suspect deep down I don't care if I die How else could I Be wasting so much time On this sweet fluorescent smiling brainrot Stupid and dryeye poison Yeah