Sunny Sunday at the amusement park See the fat kids spill their pop Oh babe-lots of flags and balloons But someone sabotaged the rollercoaster last night Ran a turn and then it smashed right down Thru the crowded haunted house below Oh No Human hamburger No And it's Crushed little Kids Crushed little Kids Crushed little Kids Adorn the boardwalk See the tourists drop their jaws and cones See the owners smell a big lawsuit Oh Police! (call your lawyer first) Make the witnesses go home And they'll turn on the TV And see the crushed little kids Adorn the boardwalk