From: Mikko Hanski 

I'd appreciate if someone would check this out and make
some additions/corrections. I know there must be lots of
errors here; I don't have an electric guitar at home, so
I tried to figure this out with an acoustic, which wasn't
that easy...


               Too drunk to fuck
               =================

            e| --------------------------------|
            B| --------------------------------|
            G| --------------------------------|
 riff A:    D| --------0-1-0---------0-----0---|
            A| 0---3-0-------3-0-0-3-----3---3-|
            E| --------------------------------|


            e| --------------------------------|
            B| --------------------------------|
            G| --------------------------------|
 riff B:    D| ----------------0---0---1---0---|
            A| 3---3---3---3-------------------|
            E| --------------------------------|


            e| ------------------------|
            B| ------------------------|
            G| ------------------------|
 riff A2:   D| --------0-1-0---------0-|
            A| 0---3-0-------3-0-0-3---|
            E| ------------------------|


            e| ----------------|
            B| ----------------|
            G| ----------------|
 riff C:    D| ----------------|
            A| ----------------|
            E| 5---5---3-5---3-|


            e| --------------------------------|
            B| --------------------------------|
            G| --------------------------------|
 riff D:    D| --------2-3-2---------2-----2---|
            A| 2---5-2-------5-2-2-5-----5---5-|
            E| --------------------------------|


            e| --------------------------------|
            B| --------------------------------|
            G| --------------------------------|
 riff E:    D| ----------------2---2---3---2---|
            A| 5---5---5---5-------------------|
            E| --------------------------------|


            e| ------------------------|
            B| ------------------------|
            G| ------------------------|
 riff D2:   D| --------2-3-2---------2-|
            A| 2---5-2-------5-2-2-5---|
            E| ------------------------|

(intro:)       riff A   (x2)

(verse:)       riff A   (x4)  (sing on third)
               riff B
               riff A

               riff A   (x2)
               riff B
               riff A2

               Went to a party
               I danced all night
               I drank sixteen beers
               and I started up a fight

               But now I'm jaded
               You're out of luck
               I'm rolling down the stairs
               too drunk to fuck


               (chords:)               --G-G-G-

               E-------------------------G-G-G-

                      Too drunk to fuck

               E-------------------------G-G-G-

                      Too drunk to fuck

               E---------G-G-G-E---------G-G-G-

                 Too drunk,       to fuck

               E---E---F---F---F#--F#--C---C---

               I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to fuck


(repeat verse)
               (2nd verse lyrics:)

               I like your stories
               I like your gun
               Shooting out cop tires
               sounds like loads and loads of fun

               But in my room
               Wish you were dead
               You ball like the baby
               in Eraserhead

               Too drunk to fuck
               It's all I need right now
               Too drunk to fuck


(break:)       C---------------C---------------

               C---------------C---------------

               C-------D-------D#------D--D#-D-

               D#--C---------------------------

               C-------D-------D#------D--D#-D-

               C-------------------------------

               riff C   (x3)

               D-----D#----C---

               riff C   (x2)

               D-----C-----a-g-c-a-------G-G-G-    (a-g-c-a- with a
                                                    single string)
               E-------------------------G-G-G-

                 Too drunk....

               E-------------------------G-G-G-

               E---------G-G-G-E---------G-G-G-

               E---E---F---F---F#--F#--C---C---

               I'm sick soft gooey and cold, too drunk to fuck


               riff A   (x2)

(verse:)       riff D   (x4)
               riff E
               riff D

               riff D   (x2)
               riff E
               riff D2

               I'm about to drop
               My head's a mess
               The only salvation is
               I'll never see you again

               You give me head
               It makes it worse
               Take out your fucking retainer
               put it in your purse


                                       --A-A-A-

               F#------------------------A-A-A-

                  Too drunk...

               F#------------------------A-A-A-

               F#--------A-A-A-F#--------A-A-A-

               F#--F#--G---G---G#--G#--D---D---   (x3)

               It's all I need right now, oh baby
               I'm melting like an ice cream bar, oh baby
               And now I got diarrhea, too drunk to fuck


               D-------C-------D-------F--D-F--   (x3)

                                       Yeah, yeah

               D-------


               ******Mikko******
                     *