D              A
Flowers and wine is what I thought I would find
                                E
When I came home from working tonight
A               A7           D          A
Well now here I stand, over this frying pan
                E       A
And you want a cold one again


[Chorus]
                   D                            A
I bought these new heels, did my nails, had my hair done just right
                D                             E
I thought this new dress was a sure bet for romance tonight
            A           A7                D       A                               E
Well, it's perfectly clear, between  the T.V. and beer, I won't get so much as a kiss
      A            A7           D            A
As I head for the door, I turn around to be sure
                E       A
Did I shave my legs for this?

[Instrumental]
A D A E

[Verse 2]
                        D                 A
Now when we first met, you promised you'd get
                         E
A house on a hill with a pool
          A             A7              D          A
Well this trailer stays wet, and we're swimmin' in debt,
                   E            A
And you want me to go back to school


[Chorus]
                   D                            A
I bought these new heels, did my nails, had my hair done just right
                D                             E
I thought this new dress was a sure bet for romance tonight
            A           A7               D        A                               E
Well, it's perfectly clear, between  the T.V. and beer, I won't get so much as a kiss
      A                         D            A
As I head for the door, I turn around to be sure
                E       A
Did I shave my legs for this?
D           A           E       D         A
Darlin, Did I Shave My legs for this?