I'm not media trained, I just wanna drive a media car Fly a media plane, I don't know where the media parks On a media date, I hope I don't get media dumped You thought the media ate, but I just see a pile of crumbs I'm out of jokes, I'm out of banter I'm out to lunch, I'm minding my manners You should learn to mind your own business You're too busy checking my grammar What's so funny? What if you run out of the money? I won't be here blowing you kisses I'll be sipping tea in your study Gimme a break Are you a stupid? Turn on your brain You're not a martyr, you're not a saint Only an expert when you complain Give you a toy You're not a man, you are but a boy You never talk, you just make a noise If I'm in the trolley, you are the choice I'm not media trained, I just wanna drive a media car Fly a media plane, I don't know where the media parks On a media date, I hope I don't get media dumped You thought the media ate, but I just see a pile of crumbs I'm in hell When you're in the room, I go somewhere else Can't you tell? Everything you say is about yourself Here's your bottle All you ever want is to be swaddled Like a pothole When I'm in the trolley, you're the problem Gimme a break You're such a prick, you're sick in the brain What is your job? You sleep, and you game I think your mother should be ashamed Give you a toy You're not a man, you are but a boy Stuck in the arcade without the coin You're like a story without the point I'm not media trained, I just wanna drive a media car Fly a media plane, I don't know where the media parks On a media date, I hope I don't get media dumped You thought the media ate, but I just see a pile of crumbs