G              C     G   
    All the elevator buttons

G                 D
    So incredibly high

    G       C             G
    I stand today for the midget

G                              
    Half the size of a regular guy


G          C        G
    Let me hold you little man

G                        D
    As the parade passes by

G          C        G         
    Let me hold you little man

G                              D
    We'll make believe you can fly

G                 C     G   
    You shout for me to put you down

G                                  D
    But I'm marching today for you cause

G                    C        G
    I'm banging the drum your big day will come

G
    When they remake the Wizard of Oz


G          C           G
    So let me hold you midget man

G                              D    
    Pretend that you flying in space

G          C        G
    Let me hold you midget man

G                                  D  G
    So the dog will stop licking your face

    C
    Little shoes little pants

    D
    Little song little dance

    Am
    Little heart little mind

G                                 D
    But your rights are as big as mine 

G             C         G
    Naaa naaa na na na na nuna

G                   D
    Nana na nana na naaaaa

    G              C
    Thank god I am tall

    G
    I wont let you fall 

    G            D                    G 
    We're all midgets for one and for all


    G              C
    Thank god I am tall

    G
    I wont let you fall 

    G            D                      G
    We're all midgets but some are just small