Stroking My Cat

britney spears makes my head get all light and heather 
graham naked in boogie nights winona ryder i fantasize 
about her with carmen elektra naked beside her i'd hump all
 the chicks on beverly hills 90210 i'd hump cameron diaz 
and i'd hump alyssa milano and so what if i'm a few years 
shy of being thirty should my mind stop being dirty you 
know what i'd do to anna kournikova take her to the toilet 
and bend her over how about a
threesome with angelina jolie jennifer lopez and gwen 
stefani even though her movies suck lately drew barrymore 
rocks but i'd be forced to dump her for jennifer anniston 
or courtney cox and courtney love only looks good half the 
time but i'd fuck her too i'm so desperate i'd fuck you 
girls with three names drive me triple the insane they get 
trapped inside my brain sarah michelle gellar melissa joan 
hart and sarah jessica parker but this song won't change 
anything i'll still be alone in my room stroking my cat