E E E E D A E
[Verse]
E
I'm not a wealthy man, don't pay for my suntan
A E
I work out in the heat and the cold
Sometimes I'd like to be the big, bad wolf
F# B7
'Stead of just another sheep in the fold
E
I hear the rich man holler 'bout the shrinking dollar
A
And cry about a luxury tax
E A
They won't let him write off his lil' eighty-foot yacht
E B7 E
I'd like to have a problem like that
A7
Yeah, I'd like to have a problem like that
E
Should I buy the Porsche or the stretch Cadillac
A B
Do I wanna drive fast or just ride around in the back
E
I'd like to have a problem like that
E
I saw a celebrity talkin' on the T.V.
A E
He looked like a tall Tom Cruise
He's seeing Sheila and Bambi, Linda and Candy
F# B7
They're burning both ends of his fuse
E
He says he's suffocating, he needs a vacation
A
He can't find time to relax
E B7 E
I'd like to have a problem like that
A
Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that
E
Be a one-man woman juggling act
A B
How many can you keep in the air before you lose track
E
I'd like to have a problem like that
A E
I'd like to be too rich, I'd to be too thin
B7 E
I'd like to be too young, I'd like to be too in
A E
Should I kiss and tell, write a book on my life
