Do you like it dirty? Baby, you can hurt me Do you like it dirty? If you like goin' down, do me like a Slurpee Do you like it dirty? Baby, come and serve me I said do you like it dirty? If you're into S&M, baby, you can hurt me If you like goin' down, do me like a Slurpee Some like it dirty and some like it clean Don't throw me no soap, 'cause it would just defeat me Some like it dirty, like this beat, see? Rapping off-kilter, sometimes, I hit the cigarette without no filter I like it when it's lag-time, let-my-pants-sag time Let-go and let my drawers show And let 'em get so low that I can let my funk fling-out I'm talkin' 'bout when the nuns get naughty When father hits the forty (shh, now let's not get too sporty, son) When the collard green juice gets the bread wet When you're up so close that you can smell the sweat Off a black, funky Tennessee butt Like a bite into a salty Tampa Bay boiled peanut I hit a jet-black ass in the backseat of a Nova Oh, yeah? Well, a hoe five-oh pulled me over I swear, doing about a buck-thirty Instead of jail, she took me home and got flirty The deal was a thousand-dollar fine and a ticket, or you can stick it You're pretty, but I haven't had a shower today She said: Come here, it's better that way Tie me up and do anything you want, but don't hurt me, so I–haha Do you like it dirty? If you're into S&M, baby, you can hurt me If you like goin' down, do me like a Slurpee Do you like it dirty? Baby, come and serve me I said do you like it dirty? If you're into S&M, baby, you can hurt me If you like goin' down, do me like a Slurpee Do you like it dirty? I said do you like it dirty, or do you like it clean? A lot of people like rice better when it's brown Like having sex on the ground instead of in a bed Instead of receiving head, a lot of people like goin'-down I side-stepped the line for a fresh cut And, instead, I keep my nappy curls in my head I like to hear brotha's spit game usin' dirty words I like things colorfully stated Everyday speech sounds dated I like the freaks in the jeans When the booty part's faded Like my homegirl, Rita, I used to chill on her sofa with my feet up by the heater With my toes gettin' toasted One day, she came naked out the kitchen With a bag full of groceries She said: Like a blunt, I wanna toke you, and with this bottle of wine I'm going to soak you May I cherry-banana-float you? I said: Is this a joke, boo? She said: I love you, my baby And I wouldn't do nothing that would hurt you She took my clothes off, started pullin' food out the bag And said: Yo, I'm 'bout to work you Yeah, I let her get the best o' me She was sittin' next to me, then, baby started sexing me Poked me with the peanut butter, rubbed me with the jelly She spread cottage cheese on my belly (cottage cheese) I said: Whoa, baby, what you got in mind? She said: Relax, popped the top on a bottle of wine Then she poured the wine down my back It prickled and tickled when it reached my crack I said: Ooh: I feel real freaky, my butt's real squeaky She said: Cool, and then proceeded to eat me Ate me up till my body was squeaky clean Must have been a sex fiend, like the freaks in the magazines Poked-out her lips, made her mouth like a funnel Spun a brother 'round, went down on the tunnel I said: Oh, there she go She got live and let her tongue slide on the black hole, and, yo, this was it Baby was on some fresh fruit, freaky food shit Honey on the side, jelly on the head, peanut butter on the bedspread Baby said: Do ya like it dirty? Do you like it dirty? If you're into S&M, baby, you can hurt me If you like goin' down, do me like a Slurpee Do you like it dirty? Baby, come and serve me I said do you like it dirty? If you're into S&M, baby, you can hurt me If you like goin' down, do me like a Slurpee Some like it dirty, and some like it clean If you're into S&M, baby, you can hurt me If you like goin' down, do me like a Slurpee Baby, come and serve me Do you like it dirty? Baby, come and serve me If you're into S&M, baby, you can hurt me If you like goin' down, do me like a Slurpee Do you like it dirty? Baby, come and serve me If you're into S&M, baby, you can hurt me If you like goin' down, do me like a Slurpee Baby, come and serve me Do you like it dirty? Baby, come and serve me If you're into S&M, baby, you can hurt me If you like goin' down, do me like a Slurpee Do you like it dirty? Hoe, you don't deserve me If you're into S&M, baby, you can hurt me If you like goin' down, do me like a Slurpee Baby, come and serve me Do you like it dirty? Baby, come and serve me If you're into S&M, baby, you can hurt me If you like goin' down, do me like a Slurpee Do you like it dirty? I fucked a hoe in Berkeley