C                        Am
What do you get when you fall in love?
  F                            G
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble
Em                      A7
That's what you get for all your trouble
Dm                       F7 C  
I'll never fall in love again
Dm   F                   C                      
I'll never fall in love again

C                        Am
What do you get when you kiss a guy?
    F                             G
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
Em                  A7
After you do, he'll never phone ya
Dm                       F7 C  
I'll never fall in love again
                  Dm   F                   C                       
Dontcha know that I'll never fall in love again?

C                       F    C
Don't tell me what it's all about
       F                       C
'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out
Em                                  
Out of those chains, those chains that bind you
D               G
That is why I'm here to remind you

C                        Am
What do you get when you fall in love?
    F                          G
You only get lies and pain and sorrow
Em                A7
So far at least until tomorrow
Dm                       F7 C  
I'll never fall in love again
        Dm   F                   C                       
No, no, I'll never fall in love again


[Brief Instrumental Interlude]


Em                                  
Out of those chains, those chains that bind you
D               G
That is why I'm here to remind you

C                        Am
What do you get when you fall in love?
    F                          G
You only get lies and pain and sorrow
Em                A7
So far at least until tomorrow
Dm                       F7 C  
I'll never fall in love again
                  Dm   F                   C                       
Dontcha know that I'll never fall in love again?
Dm   F                   C                       
I'll never fall in love again