Don't you disrespect me, little man Don't you derogate or deride! You're in my world now, not your world And I got friends on the other side (He's got friends on the other side) That's an echo, gentlemen Just a little something we have here in Louisiana A little parlor trick, don't worry Sit down at my table, put your mind at ease If you relax, it will enable me to do anything I please I can read your future, I can change around some, too I look deep into your heart and soul You do have a soul, don't you, Lawrence? Make your wildest dreams come true! I got Vodoo, I got hoodoo, I got things I aint even tried! And I got friends on the other side (He's got friends on the other side!) The cards, the cards, the cards will tell The past, the present, and the future as well The cards, the cards, just take three Take a little trip into your future with me! Now you young man are from across the sea You've come from two long lines of royalty I'm a royal myself on my mother's side Your life style's high! But your funds are low You need to marry a little honey whose daddy got dough Mom and dad cut you off, huh pretty boy? Now y'all better get hitched, but hitching ties you down- You just wanna be free, hop from place to place But freedom, takes green, heh heh heh It's the green, it's the green, it's the green you need! And when I look into your future is the green that I see On you, little man, I don't want wanna waste much time You've been pushed around all your life! You've been pushed around by your mother And your sister and your brother And if you was married You'd be pushed around by your wife But in your future, the you I see Is exactly the man you always wanted to be Shake my hand Come on, boys Won't you shake a poor sinner's hand? Yes! Are you ready?! (Are you ready?!) Are you- ready?! Transformation Central! (Transformation Central!) Reformation Central! (Reformation Central!) Transmodification Central! Can you feel it? You're changing, you're changing, you're changing alright! I hope you're satisfied But, if you ain't, don't blame me You can blame my friends on the other side, ah ha ha ha ha! You got what you wanted! But you lost what you had! Hush