Oh Sounds like hip-hop, but it's not 'Cause then the white guitar come in The white-people guitar Hmm It's like Run-DMC, you know They came through a wall, but this is a different song I hate the world today You're so good to me, I know, but I can't change I can't change I tried to tell you, but You look at me like maybe I'm an angel underneath Innocent and sweet Like sweet and sour sauce The other day I cried (The lady in the song, not me) You must have been relieved to see the softer side So, so soft (Aight, back up, sing for me) I can understand how you could be so confused I don't envy you I'm a little bit of everything all rolled into one I'm a bitch, my name's Robert Such a bitch, whose name is Robert I'm a bitch, yeah, I'm a bitch I'm such a fucking bitch I have no hopes, I have no dreams And a tiny little peen And it doesn't even function anyway Because I have erectile dysfunction So take me as I am Just a tiny little bitch of a man Rest assured that when I start to make you nervous And I'm going to extremes Tomorrow I will change and today won't mean a thing (poetry) I'm a bitch, I'm a lover I'm a child, I'm a mother I'm a sinner, I'm a saint I do not feel ashamed I'm your hell, I'm your dream I'm nothing in between You wouldn't want it, wanwanany oh That's tough, that's tough, for anybody that's like That's so hard, fuck Oh, guitar riff Nianianianianianianianiaa I do air guitar too Since a child, I'm a prodigy I'm an air guitar prodigy Braaangitangituung I do air bass too, and I do air drums I'm fucking the Jackson 5 by myself Just when you think you got me figured out Oh, I jumped early my bad The season's already changing I think it's cool, you do what you do And don't try to save me How long is the save me? I'm a bitch, I'm there we go I'm lover Then it goes I'm a child, I'm a mother I'm a sinner, I'm a saint I do not feel ashamed I'm your hell, I'm your dream I'm nothing in between You know you wouldn't want it any other way Like Burger King, have it your way I'm a bitch, I'm a tease I'm a goddess on my knees When you get hurt, when you suffer I'm your angel undercover I've been numb, I'm relieved Can't say I'm not alive? Or Aleve? You know you wouldn't want it any other way Aleve is a pain medication, huh? Mmm, mmm, I think I killed it I mean, good luck, who's next? Your funeral Am I like a superstar? Ahhhh, I think this is my new job, guys I'm fucking, heh You gotta get a new Z-Team guy 'cause like I'm fucking I'm like opening, fuck, Taylor Oh, man, this guy's still shredding? Fuck, I can't sit down yet Mmm What pedal is that? I should go to the guitar centre and figure out