When he was born, the doc said: What's this? He's much too small, it's like he's weightless When he turned six, they ran some tests They said it's for science, it's patriotic Ah, let's send him where no one else has gone After all, he can not speak or walk Let's send him out to Moon, do circles round the Sun When he was twelve, the time had come then And with his eyes, he said he loved them In came the suits, in came the government She stood and cried, she could not keep him Ah, let's send him where no one else has gone After all, he can not speak or walk Let's send him out to Moon, do circles round the Sun Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Oh, oh, oh Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Oh, oh, oh Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho But he came back, yeah he came back He came in with a smile as big as the whole world The doctors were shocked by his vital signs She said would you like to go home now? Ah, let's send him where no one else has gone After all, he can not speak or walk Let's send him out to Moon, do circles around the Sun Hey!