How Can You Leave Me On My Own

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How can you leave me on my own?
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How can you leave me on my own?
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When did you say that you're coming home?
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How can you leave me on my own?


[Verse 1]
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When you leave, I become a moron
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A beer-swilling, time-killing moron
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I surgically remove all of the green food from my diet
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I know I should be reading but I'm too lazy to try it
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I keep the TV on all day to chase away the quiet when you leave


[Chorus]
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How can you leave me on my own?
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How can you leave me on my own?
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How can you leave me on my own?
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How can you leave me on my own?
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When did you say that you're coming home?
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How can you leave me on my own?


[Verse 2]
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When you leave, I become a dickhead
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A bad-smelling, couch-dwelling dickhead
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I drink too many cups of tea and eat too many biscuits
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I think about going out, decide not to risk it
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I look at naked ladies cause I'm too weak to resist it when you leave


[Chorus]
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How can you leave me on my own?
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How can you leave me on my own?

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How can you leave me on my own?
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How can you leave me on my own?
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It's not the same talking on the phone
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How can you leave me on my own?


[Verse 3]
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When you leave, I become a caveman
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A bed-head, brain-dead caveman
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I stare at all the photos and the texts that you have sent me
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I curl up with the dogs, I think they're starting to resent me
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I want to go to bed but the bed is just too empty when you leave


[Chorus]
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How can you leave me on my own?
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How can you leave me on my own?
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How can you leave me on my own?
Bb            C             G
How can you leave me on my own?
Bb            C             G
When did you say that you're coming home?
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How can you leave me on my own?