I'm sorry I told you those pants made your ass look fat oops my bad I'm sorry I tried to borrow condoms from your dad oops my bad I called you by your best freind's name when you and I were fooling around and around Then I went and made out with that same best friend the weekend you left town Oops my bad It's all my, it's all my fault I never should have let those little things ruin what we had Oops my bad I'm sorry I made out with you younger sister Oops my bad I swear I thought it was you when I kissed her you look so similar Oops my bad Now seems a good a time as any for apologies I'm sorry I never told you about my STDs I've got herpes, so do you now And your best friend, and your sister And your mom and I suppose even you dad Oops my bad