Now I'm not saying we're unhappy Being classified as simply a punk-ska band And sure you think these groups are crappy That this many screaming teenage girls is out of hand That's right I'm talkin' 'bout the boys bands And I'm confessing, we're jealous of what they have it's true I mean no disrespect to our fans Rather I'm pleading to make our pop-star dreams come true Please grant us boy band status Put our posters on your wall Please grant us boy bands status We just want to be loved that's all For me it started with the new kids They were my favorite I still know the words to Hangin' Tough Though all my friends thought they were stupid I was smitten I truly thought they had the right stuff Then boys to men came out of Philly They sang so soulfully I'd never before wanted so much to be black Though retrospectively it seems silly That's when i decided to point my life down the boy band track. Now I don't know what to think about N'Sync And I don't get all this noise, 'bout the Backstreet Boys No i don't dig what they do but i think we could do it too So i'm begging you I'm down on my knees Oh please