Bm E
I'm scared of the basement of Harold's Pawn Shop,
Bm Em
I've heard tales of what goes down there.
Bm Em Bm Em
Mid-life crises, high on Dilauded, Valium, and crystal meth.
Cadd9 D
Harold and Margo, feeling no pain
Cadd9 D
Fifty and crazy, big hair and cocaine.
Em7 Fmr G Cadd9
If they call on the phone, tell them I'm not home.
Em7 Fmr G Cadd9
That night with Margo was a long time ago.
Em7 Fmr G Cadd9
It makes me nervous how much Harold knows,
Em7 Fmr G Cadd9
and the way that he looks at you.
Em7 Fmr G Cadd9
I don't want to see why Harold's now skinny.
Em7 Fmr G Cadd9
I don't want to see Margo's bikini.
Em7 Fmr G Cadd9
So if they call, tell them you ain't seen me
Em7 Fmr G Cadd9
or that I'm in too much pain.
Cadd9 D
Harold and Margo, taking aim.
Cadd9 D
Horny and loaded, big-hair and cocaine.
