Growing up in a town that has no name Never knowing which young dame to claim Feeling like this is the only land in the world Your patriotism each day more curled Growing up in a town that has no name Is your mother eccentric or insane? Is life just another quest Out of all the questions surely you jest Well I made a mistake right along the way My mother ain't crazy, she's okay Growing up in a town that has no name Rewrite history on the walls of fame Growing up in a town that has no name Never knowing which young dame to claim Hey!