I stand and watch the chair-o-plane Spinning round and round And all the happy passengers Fly high above the ground How i'd love to take a ride And i'm wishing for the worst That the chain might break The seat may slide And let me fall and burst I stand and watch the aeroplanes Rise high above the town There's things to be explored out there Its treasures to be found But if i was to take plane My greatest wish would be To fly into a hurricane And drown in the deepest sea And when i go to sleep at night I dream of forks and knives And all the other pretty tools To end a sappy life Like bikes and trains and rubber bands Till one day i'll have found The perfect little accident To make me bite the ground