Sunset Strip bitch He reads women's magazines, swears the truth doesn't phase him He knows the hottest bras for fall and how to make her fall inlove In four or five days or less, guess it depends on the stars And how well he has memorized his dating dos and don'ts he says I'm ready to go Gonna see my name underneath the stars when I walk theBoulevard The horoscope today said things would go my way Sunset Strip bitch He wines and dines and takes his time between regurgitatinglines Voted most likely to work in the rag he stole from work Tres Flores in his hair, Old Spice lingers in the air Gives an extra squirt of shine for sheen and smiles as he says I'm ready to go Gonna see my name underneath the stars when I walk theBoulevard The horoscope today said things would go my way Sunset Strip bitch He knows his friends think that he's lame when he tells them he'sgot game Shops around for shiny clothes, strikes a super player pose He reads women's magazines, he slaves to make the scene Gets the wax ripped off his back, he screams and smiles and hesays I'm ready to go Gonna see my name underneath the stars when I walk theBoulevard This outfit set me back two paychecks and a Cadillac The horroscope today said things would go my way