I've got these two friends that I know
I met them at the last show
And I like to see them
But I can’t be seen with them and my friends
If they go, then I can't go

I've got these two friends that I know
They don’t really smell that great
Whoa, that's bad
I would love to see them
But I can't be seen with them and my friends
If they go, then I can't go

I've got these two friends that I know
And I wish I could talk to them
I wish I could talk to them
I have two smelly friends that I know
And I wish I could talk to them
Yeah, I wish I could talk to them
But they smell so bad I can't be seen with them