J: Ooohhh….ooooh….
B: Just wanna do something special for all the Ladies in the World
J: Oh yes
B: Just wanna do somethin' special
J: Ah
B: For all the Ladies in the world
J: Is that possible?
B: And the gir-rls
Don't forget them girls

J: Caribbean
B: (Ladies)
J: Parisian
B: (Ladies)
J: Bolivian
B: (Ladies)
J: Namibian
B: (Ladies)
J: Eastern Indochinian
B: (Ladies)
J: Republic of Dominican
B: (Ladies)
J: Amphibian
B: (Ladies)
J: Presbyterian
B: (Ladies)

J: Outta sight
B: Amazin' ladies
J: Late night
B: Hard workin' ladies
J: Erudite
B: Brainy ladies
J: Hermaphrodite
B: Lady-man-ladies

J: Oh you sexy hermaphrodite lady-man-ladies
With your sexy lady bits
And your sexy man bits too
Even you must be in to you ooo ooo

B+J: All the ladies in the world
I wanna get next to you
Show you some gratitude
By makin' love to you it's the least we can do...

B+J: If every soldier in the wo-orld
Put down his weapon and picked up a woman
What a peaceful world this world would be-ee...

B+J: Redheads not warheads
Blondes not bombs
We're talkin' about brunettes not fighter jets

J: Oooh Oooh it's got to be Sweet 16's not M-16's
When will the governments realize it's got to be funky sexy ladies?

B: I have a vision and all I can see
Is all of you with 'a all of me
In a world of peace and harmony
Where every lady gets a little piece of me

J: I've been to Paris, Wellington and Amsterdam
And a wham-bam, Merci, Danke, thank 'a you ma'm
I don't care if you're ugly or you're skanky or you're small
I just wanna do a little something special for y'all...

B + J: All the ladies, in the world, you deserve it, Girrrrrrl...