We're still in wisconsin as far as i know
Today was green bay and tomorrow chicago
Wish i was lying, but there isn't much to report
My phone is dying, so i've got to keep it short

I just wanted to say hey
I've been writing you a road song
It's a cliché, but hey
That doesn't make it so wrong
And in between the stops at the cracker barrel
And forty movies with will ferrell
I need some way to occupy my time
So i'm writing you a road song
I sure hope you don't mind

I bought you a light blue t-shirt last night
From some band i couldn't stand
But their logo's alright
Some kid threw a bottle on stage
He had an arm like a pro
I know it's getting late
I guess i should let you go

But did i happen to say hey?
I've been writing you a road song
Don't run away, 'cause hey
I promise it won't be too long
I know it's not what you call necessary
And i know that i'm no steve perry
But even if you roll your eyes and groan
I'm still writing you a road song
That you can call your own