F          C
In for the weekend
Bb
Out for the night
         F             C
She gets caught in the curtain
    Bb
And lost in the lights
          F         C
But she's wearing a turban
    Bb
And feeling alright
          F         Bb
And she's hoping to God
             Bb
That they're coming tonight

[Verse 2]

          F          C
There's a man in the corner
Bb
Sipping a drink
          F         C
He says I seen them all and
Bb
Sister you stink
        F              C
And the girls from the office
Bb
Try to be nice
            C
But they're loud and they're dumb
         Bb
And they bicker and fight

[Chorus]

    C         Am
She knows she knows
          Dm       Bb
There are gonna be times
     C      Am
When no one goes
        Dm       Bb
For her funniest lines
C      Am
Comedienne
       Dm           Bb
Please make up your mind
        G
Are you laughing or crying
        Bb               C
Are you killing or dying tonight

[Interlude]
C   Bb   C    Bb   C  Bb

[Verse 3]

F
Back at the bar
C          Bb
She's been licking her wounds
        F           C
He says give up the vision
Bb
Performing in rooms
       F            C
If you work on your timing
    Bb
And drop me a line
Bb
Baby one of these Mondays
Bb
You're gonna be mine

[Chorus]

    C         Am
She knows she knows
          Dm       Bb
There are gonna be times
     C      Am
When no one goes
        Dm       Bb
For her funniest lines
C      Am
Comedienne
       Dm           Bb
Please make up your mind
        G        B  Bb
Are you laughing or crying
        Bb               C
Are you killing or dying tonight

[Interlude]

C   Bb   C    Bb
C   Bb   F    C   Bb  F
C   Bb   F    C
C   Bb   F    C

[Chorus]

    C         Am
She knows she knows
          Dm       Bb
There are gonna be times
     C      Am
When no one goes
        Dm       Bb
For her funniest lines
C     Am
Comedienne
       Dm           Bb
Please make up your mind
        Bm          B
Are you laughing or crying
        Bb               C
Are you killing or dying tonight

[Outro]

C   Bb   C   Bb   C

    Bb         C
She knows, she knows
    Bb         C
She knows, she knows
    Bb         C
She knows, she knows
    Bb         C
She knows, she knows
    Bb         C
She knows, she knows