Clowns On Velvet

Thing-fish:(contd.)
Thass right, folks! we talkin' de hypocritical 
jeezis-jerknuh parodise dey call las vagrus nevadruh!

Quentin done booked in fo some clandestine recreatium wit a
 semi-deflateable 'woman of easy virtue'...(since dat be 
'bouts de onliest kinda bitch be able to tolerate de 
muthafucker's hair spray!)

Bein' jes' like most de other nasty cocksuckers in de 
video-religium industry, quentin know a good thing when he 
see one, an dis ugly rubber waitress look to him like a 
dream come true...specially since his tv wife, opal, be in 
de next room drinkin' jack daniels 'n puttin' de hurts on 
some ignint bell-boy.

'ventchlly when all de plookin' 'n trashin' be done wif, de
 bell-boy (who turn out to be de illejiminit son o' de 
video preacher) gwine take a job at a gas statium in new 
jersey...an' de blow-up dolly gwine come to life and fall 
in love wit de junior wimp who's gettin' ready to appear 
over in de corner deahhh.

Thing-fish:(contd.)
Les' meet de lil' sucker now, while he's still 
young...'cause, 'fo y'all knows it, he be reachin' 
adulthood and marry some bitch name rhonda ...'n, by dat 
time, he gwine become what dey call an over-educated 
shit-head!