That Evil Prince

Harry:
Rhonda, that evil prince...he certainly does have a way 
about him!

Rhonda:
At least he didn't piss on my fox...and he has real 
broadway stars for personal acquaintances!

Harry:
They're all dead, dear...zombies, i believe... the 'walking
 dead'...jack palance did a show on them once.

The evil prince reaches into the bowels of the ravaged 
experimental pig and gorges himself on the raw entrails, 
tossing scraps to the broadway zombies.

Rhonda:
Oh my god! look what he's doing with that stuff from inside
 the pig! yuck! that's disgusting! are you sure this guy is
 a prince?

Harry:
He's an evil prince, dear...and part-time theater critic! 
they don't make a heck-of-a-lot of money, y'know! we should
 probably feel sorry for him. you have to admit, those are 
some of the least expensive cuts of pork.

Thing-fish:
Don't you white folks know nothin'? dat cock-sucker not 
only mean 'n dangerous, he ignint in regards to de 
prep'ratium o' food-stuffs! even in san quentim i never 
seen nobody eat a raw chitlin'! de muthafucker be crazy! 
an' when dat gobbige make it's way thoo de digestium 
process, you bes' be hopin' you on yo' way outa heahh! next
 item de boy be inventin' come under de headin' o' 
industrial pollutium!

Harry:
Just what are these...chitlin's?

Thing-fish:
Dat dere id perhaps de questium most frequently posed by 
members of yo' species! i'll jes' gets de mammys t'hep me 
relucidate dis bafflin' concept wit another thrillin' 
numbuh! straighten up in dat chair and pay attentium! 
people, dis is fo yo' own good! do you know what you are?

Sister anne de devine and sister ghenghis-adonis-osmosis 
clamp electrodes on harry & rhonda. the other sisters 
re-enter with a pair of stuffed dummies, used to illustrate
 the song text in a bizarre sort of 'bun-raku first-aid 
demonstration'.