The Crab-Grass Baby

Frank Zappa

Composição de: Francis Vincent Zappa
Crab-grass baby:
Stroke me pompadour, pompaduooor, pompaduooor, pompaduooor.
 stroke me pompadour, father. stroke it nicely while i tell
 you about the problems i am having with my car an my 
girlfriend. ooo-wo-woo, the white man's burden!

Her and her girlfriend used to go out and booze it up and 
tear up the upholstery; rip the seats completely out, and 
so i got a fifty-six olds. about the time i got it running 
decently, she got in it and wrecked the trans...tore it 
completely up, so i had to get another oldsmobile (either 
that or go to tijuana or go to brown moses way down in 
egypt-land). it's so hard on a child when his car is fucked
 up. buy me a volvo, faaather.

Harry-as-a-boy:
Isn't it terrific, artificial rhonda!

Crab-grass baby:
One-adam-twelve...see the enormous white pompadour! 
ha-ha-ha-ho! that's a good one! hoo-hoo-hoo.

Harry-as-a-boy:
He's so young, and yet, so wise!

Crab-grass baby:
I pooped my pants, pooped my pants, pooped my pants! i went
 doody, faaather, sob-sob-sob-sob-sob.

Harry-as-a-boy:
His vocabulary is astonishing!

Crab-grass baby:
So what if you suck a little cock every once in a while?

Harry-as-a-boy:
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Ohhh...i'm so lucky to have a son like this...

Crab-grass baby:
Barf me out...gag me with a volvo!

Harry-as-a-boy:
I can't wait to show him to all the fellas down at the 
mine-shaft!

Crab-grass baby:
Take me to the movies. buy me a balloon. stroke me 
pompadour!

Harry-as-a-boy:
Look! look! look at the pecker on him, wouldja! 
goodjy-goodjy-goodjy-goo! hoo hoo hoo!

Thing-fish:
Dis boy have a 'provlem'! however, how 'bout a nice round 
of applause fo de three 'wise mammies', comin' atcha outa 
chute numba five!
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