The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson

(next during the jimmy carl black philosophy lesson we 
learn that if you wanna get laid after the show, you gotta 
play rock n roll music an drink beer -- you're not gonna 
get laid anyway with those uniforms on! he announces his 
intention to quit the mothers, planning to make his way 
into the audience in order to hustle some young ladies. it 
was my unfortunate duty to remind him that here in london, 
your'e not gonna get any pussy unless you like a pop star 
--. the make-up team dresses him up to look like a cross 
between donovan and jimi hendrix. with a bottle of beer 
(double diamond) in each hand he charges into the 
audience.)

Fz:
At this very moment jimmy carl black the indian of the 
group is approaching the stage. jimmy carl likes to drink 
and also likes to boogie all night long and is also horny. 
approaches underwood in his transformed state at the piano 
and ask him this all important question:

Jimmy carl:
Hey i thought we're gonna play a rock & roll concert. what 
is this?

Ian:
Jimmy carl black indian of the group? four fours.

Jimmy carl:
How are you gonna get laid if you dont play rock & roll & 
drink beer. you get laid after the concert if you play rock
 & roll, this kind of crap you're not gonna . . .

Ian:
You're not gonna get laid anyway with that uniform on.

Jimmy carl:

I'll tell you what i'm gonna do. i'm gonna quit i'm gonna 
out and hustle me some chick, the hell with you. i'm 
leaving the group.

(?):
Jimmy you need some discipline

Fz:
Jimmy carl(?) for your own good, that here in london you're
 not gonna get any pussy unless you look like a popstar. 
fix him up! mod jacket, a thrilly mod neckpiece, jimmy 
hendrix wig, and a feather boa.

Jimmy carl:
Waaaaaaaaaaa

Fz:
Jimmy carl black enters the audience to hustle some young 
ladies. go on jim see if you can get any action, and if you
 get lucky fix us up too. and if you're really lucky, get 
something for the robots... mmmm the little mechanical 
things are going up and down, up and down.