C              G              Am   G
I'm sad because my goat just died today
    C      G                     F    G
I'm sad my goat just fell in the hay, hey
          C       G              Am     G           Em
We're all sad the goat just died today, well, well, well
      F             G
We're sad enough to cry, cry-ay-ay-ay
C                        G
Sad the goat just died tonight
      Am                              G
We're sad, his funeral will be out of sight
         E    F        E         F
We're so sad, but in a way we're happy
          Dm
He didn't suffer too much
        G       A
He only got the cramps once
C                          G
Sad, oh, the piece of poop wouldn't come out of his belly
Am                  F   G
Sad, we had to call Doc Nelly
      Csus2
We're sad