[Intro] D
G D Am
G D Am
G D Am
G D Am
G D Am
Why's everybody actin funny?
G D Am
Why's everybody look so strange?
G D Am
Why's everybody look so nasty?
G D Am
What do I want with all these things?
Gm D9 C9
I went alone down to the drugstore
Gm D9 C9
I went in back and took a Coke
Gm D9 C9
I stood in line and ate my Twinkies
Gm D9 C9
I stood in line, I had to wait
G D Am
Why's everybody actin funny?
G D Am
Why's everybody look so strange?
G D Am
Why's everybody look so pretty?
G D Am
What do I want with all these things?
Gm D9 C9
I went alone down to the drugstore
Gm D9 C9
I went in back and took a Coke
Gm D9 C9
I stood in line and ate my Twinkies
Gm D9 C9
I stood in line, I had to wait
[Final] G D Am
