Deep down underneath the ground In chambers clotted with the rotting dead Steaming vats filled with vampire bats, Tanis root, and decaying heads The potion made, we disseminate Spiking thousands of liters of grog Numbskull to inebriate Sends you into a heavy metal fog (gang) I am a numbskull! I bang heads Moshing in the graveyard and defiling the dead (gang) I am a numbskull! I twist brains Thrashing 'til we drive you insane On a cold night in the local pub An alliance was put to the forge F.K.U was there with Lord Gore and Frightmare Machetazo, Haemmorhage, and Engorged We all toasted with some numbskull, "Here's to waging a metal war!" The chalices emptied, we took to the stage To carry out our declaration of gore (gang) I am a numbskull! I drink deep Rot gut consumed by a quartet of creeps (gang) I am a numbskull! I infect Drink up, it's time to snap necks The crowd was amassed at the edge of the pit Timidly cringing so as not to get hit The numbskull started kicking in as the bodies were flying through the air A rictus grin on each face in the crowd, coupled with a psychotic stare Their skin decayed and fell off in lumps And hair came out in greasy clumps Their blood coagulated in their veins As deafening thrash riffs tore apart their brains Zombified in the pit, gore addicted misfits The first band was backstage, they came out and got slayed Devoured by the undead, gutted and splattered Unique Leader catalogs were torn up, burned, and scattered (gang chant) Numbskull! The show ended in a bloodbath But nothing dead shall truly dead remain The doors were opened to release the numbskulls So they'll infect every poser's brain I am a numbskull! I'm unhinged Murdering and moshing as on rot gut we binge I am a numbskull! I am you 'Cuz you're a fucking numbskull too